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Total Medals Earned: 388 (From 101 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,080 Points

Freeway Fury 2

5000 XP Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Freeway Exit Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Take the freeway exit.
Jet Jumper Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jet Plane Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jump Unlocked 11/28/11
5 Points
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Motorcycle Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Steal a motorcycle.
Oncoming 500 Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Police Car Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Steal a police car.
Run Over Unlocked 11/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tank Unlocked 11/23/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alien Roadkill Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Close Escape Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Finish Line 1 Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Reach the left-most finish line.
Finish Line 2 Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Reach the second finish line.
Finish Line 3 Unlocked 11/23/11
10 Points
Reach the third finish line.
Finish Line 4 Unlocked 11/23/11
10 Points
Reach the fourth finish line.
Finish Line 5 Unlocked 11/23/11
10 Points
Reach the fifth finish line.
Finish Line 6 Unlocked 11/23/11
10 Points
Reach the sixth finish line.
Finish Line 7 Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump x3 Unlocked 11/28/11
10 Points
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Long Distance Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Oncoming 1500 Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Oncoming Exit Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Speed Reversal Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Takedown Unlocked 11/21/11
10 Points
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump x6 Unlocked 11/21/11
25 Points
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Oncoming 3000 Unlocked 11/23/11
25 Points
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Boss Defeated Unlocked 11/29/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jump x8 Unlocked 11/23/11
50 Points
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Tank Destroyed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 29/30 (350/360 points)

Friday: The Game

DERP! Unlocked 4/17/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! Unlocked 4/17/11
5 Points
See you next FALL!
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/17/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
ZAP! Unlocked 4/17/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/17/11
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/385 points)

Fucking Bugs

Chow Down Unlocked 3/5/11
5 Points
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolution Unlocked 3/5/11
5 Points
Evolve for the first time
Oh shi- Unlocked 3/5/11
5 Points
Lose 80% of your health
OM NOM NOM! Unlocked 3/5/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Score! Unlocked 3/5/11
25 Points
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
FUCKING BUGS! 5 Points lose the game
Don't let them rot.... 10 Points Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Mow them down! 50 Points Kill 200 enemies total
RAWR! 50 Points Beat the game
That was a bit too close... 50 Points Bounce back from a really low health amount
Love it! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feast! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/12 (65/260 points)

Getting Screwed Over!

Feeling Screwed? Unlocked 8/7/10
5 Points
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Paying Tribute 5 Points Watch the end credits.
Dammit Blounty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)

Glow Web

Beginner Unlocked 4/26/12
5 Points
Unlock 10 levels
Major 10 Points Unlock 20 levels
Master 25 Points Unlock 30 levels
Expert 50 Points Unlock 40 levels
Mega-Brain 100 Points Unlock 50 levels

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/8/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/8/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
Find the hidden button Unlocked 6/8/11
25 Points
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game Unlocked 6/14/11
25 Points
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy Unlocked 6/16/11
50 Points
Kill every big enemy
Lol Wut? Unlocked 6/16/11
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy

Medals Earned: 6/21 (210/825 points)

GOON: The Game!

The Best Offense Unlocked 3/2/12
5 Points
Block an attack
Sliced N Iced Unlocked 3/2/12
25 Points
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Neck Pain 5 Points Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Merciful 10 Points Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Shirt Hurt 10 Points Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Take A Dip 10 Points Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Enforcer 25 Points Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Ground N Pound 25 Points Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Goon God 50 Points Defeat all of your opponents
Headhunter 50 Points Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea

Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/215 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Hacker vs Hacker

Button Pressed Unlocked 6/7/11
5 Points
Do you have the guts to start play?
First Hack 5 Points Infect your first PC!
Gold Man 5 Points Win a gold cup!
Junior Programmer 5 Points Code 50 viruses!
Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points Build
Senior Programmer 10 Points Code 200 viruses!
Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points Build 200 turrets!
Hacker 25 Points Complete the game.
Lead Programmer 25 Points Code 500 viruses!
Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points Build 500 turrets!
Famous Hacker 50 Points Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Nerd 50 Points Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Hacker King 100 Points Complete the game with all gold cups.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/320 points)

Handless millionaire

Your left hand Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your fingers 25 Points Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)